Listening to a girl moan and orgasm, has to be one of the hottest things I could ever hear.
Listening to a guy moan is also incredibly hot.
Hearing the microwave go off when it’s done cooking my pizza rolls is SO HOT.
Lauren Oliver, Before I Fall (via mythoughtsnshit)
i’m looking for a tumblr girlfriend to make FAMOUS! Following everyone back until I find one :)
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
OH MY GOSH
tryna cheer up a friend whom you really adore is so hard its like trying to convince the sun of its own warmth
*sudden realization that next year is like 3 weeks away*